Monday, January 4, 2010


Happy Twenty Ten!!! How futuristic of me! I think I will say Twenty Ten instead of Two-thousand and ten... how lame and old fashion is that???? Also where is my flying car and robot maid, while we are at it???

So to update you on my revolutions.... I think most of them are broken within 10 days so that is why I did not say exercise and loose weight. Also that is on going and does not even deserve to be up there with my other IMPORTANT ones.

1: Stick to my budget!! Why yes I have for 3 days.

2: Classes start Wednesday so I will update you later in the week. I have not received my Astronomy book in the mail... It started in Connecticut and was last seen leaving Denver... So here is hoping that it gets here Wednesday.

3. I have not had any diarrhea this year. *FIST PUMP*

4. Wrote my dinner blog and now I am writing this blog *DOUBLE FIST PUMP* I should be on that crap show on MTV or something I hear/read that is all those kids do, throw their fist up in the air and wave them like they just don't care...... LAME

5. Not pregnant.... I still have my IUD up in my hoo-ha... for all those concerned about me having another baby... i will take a picture of when the Physicians Assistant at the OB/GYN takes it out because you all wanted to know when I am having another baby and this is the beginning of it.. =) I am thinking like March-ish

6. So I have broken this resolution, It probably did not even last 24 hours.... It is hard to be nice to your husband 24/7.

7. I am on Facebook 24/7(probably the reason for the failure of #6) I do have a cafe to run..... My farm bit the dust and was ruined. And I got kicked out of my Sorority. AND I need to see all the crap my rich "friends" from high school got and got their "awesome" kids.......

8. I ordered my cookbook!! AWESOME. I was told by JennyMac that I should cook from Giada. I don't know about this 1) Giada is HOT and SKINNY.... how can I trust a skinny cook? 2. I like Italian and I know how to cook Italian. But I am keeping her as my back up. Can I just say how humbling and awesome it to have someone like JennyMac write you an email?? Holy Cow. Thanks !

So did you notice that I have 8 resolutions and then the next paragraph I talked about how the number 7 is awesome and this and that blah blah blah.... I went back and added the cooking one after the fact.... YES i am the future teacher of your children... I am starting to rethink all this. HOWEVER, I took a test on the facebook and I did say I was a way smarter then a 5th grader so I am safe teaching K-6th.


Little Ms Blogger said...

I'm curious, I know you can control most every goal on your list, but how do you control "3. I have not had any diarrhea this year."?

Isn't that one out of your control.

Here's my cooking tip - don't cook from Mastering the Art of French Cooking if you want to have a life.

wonder woman said...

L O V E the look around here!! Awesome on your resolutions thus far. And I'm not sure if you want a girl this time or not, but I have a few tricks that worked for me I'd be willing to pass on.

Kristina P. said...

I am feeling a little left out that I haven't had anything inserted in my hoohah. Fist pump!

Joan said...

Please & thank you for making hoo-hah an actual label for this post! Ha!

*Ashleigh* said...

Yeah, Giada is great, but she uses A LOT of stuff that is hard to find in your local wal-mart... or even Harmons for that matter. I am not a huge fan of hers but do enjoy her show and some of her food. So that's my two cents on that.

Oh, Aunt Carla said that she used the book 'Toilet-training in less than a day' she said it worked with the three (she didn't use it for Chelsea) girls and is going to start Bryant this week. Good luck with that. You will be (and should be) SO proud when that goal is accomplished!!

Fave Blogs said...

I love the new blog look!! It looks fab! Fist pump!!! :)

Ink Obsession Designs said...

I am still cracking up over hoohah. Thank you for making me laugh hysterically on the Monday after the holidays. I so needed it!

JennyMac said...

How can I not be immensely flattered that you have me in the fist pump and hoooo haaaaaaaa trifecta? I seriously heart Giada and all of her cookbooks. And she is the skinniest girl on FoodNetwork but she is my fave.

This post made me laugh out loud. I have an IUD too after getting pregnant on birth control. If I get pregnant on the IUD we will 1. be limited to phone sex and 2. it will be confirmed that JohnnyMac has the equivalent of Superman's swimmers.

Ron said...

OMG...I honestly didn't think they used IUD's anymore!?!?

Oh, and BTW...I had diarrhea today.

*fist pump*

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