Monday, June 29, 2009

End of the world???

Dear Celebrities that have passed recently.....

Whats up?? Do you know something I don't?? Is it the end of the world or did you some how void your contract with the devil?? These are questions I need the answers too..... Now I am not saying that all celebrities sign their life away to the devil but come on.... Some of these people are pretty questionable. I don't know, we may never know the answers. But here are my thoughts are those that have passed....

First, Michael Jackson... WHAT IS UP WITH THAT... CRAZY. The guy was on enough pain killers to make a regular person comatose and unable to function. When I had a C-Section I was given percocets and told to take 800 mg of Ibuprofen. I pretty much was a zombie for 2 weeks, I could not image living my life like that. But their are only 2 really sad things about this... 1) His kids... they are going to be messed up FOREVER... for real how could you rebound from him being your father then having him die. and 2) A week ago if I asked 10 people if they liked "MJ" 9 out of 10 of those people would have said "God no, I don't like that perv's music." Now he is a "GOD" and the best performer EVER. Um no. Yes some of his music isn't bad and he did help with the race card but that is all. No God, just a man that made some good music and some bad choices. He probably voided his contract....

Farrah Faucet... Cancer is BAD I am not going to lie... My grandpa had colon cancer and towards the end of it he did not know who he was or anybody else. It was pretty sad, I can only guess what what it was like for her friends and family... its rough. But she is cool, I have no beef with her she was pretty and had great hair. She is probably in a better place now. She probably did not have a contract.

Ed McMahon.... Where we all surprised... Not really he was pretty old 86, that is a long time to live. My favorite memory of him is all the work he did with Publishers Clearing House.... I always hoped he would bring me 10 Million Dollars. He never did. But after reading his Wiki article, it did not say thing about that... But I swore he did. In his old age he got sue happy and sued everyone that crossed his path wrong.... Old men....Can't live with them, and still can't live with them... And he owed a lot of money on his million dollar house... SUCK. Broke it big time.

And lastly Billy Mays that is a true lost.. =( Who will sell us things we don't need?? I am going to go buy a Big City Slider Grill on Pay Day so I can make little hamburgers, because those are delicious. I don't use Oxyclean because I am not sure if it works but it probably does since its been around FOREVER. And if something does not work it usually fades away. Its pretty sad he died he always looked so happy and trusting and stayed out of the tabloids. He probably did not sign a contract with the devil because he talked his way out it.

Oh, I really did think the world was coming to end last weekend because all the people died and the weather was pretty crappy. I am glad it did not because I have lots of things to do this week and I am not ready for the 2nd coming. Also I have been to Adam-ondi-Ahma... Uh I am not walking there and its a big field with ONE bathroom... YIKES. Non-mormons just google that mkay.

XOXOXO,
Leah

4 comments:

Kristina P. said...

So, I totally mentioned the Big City Slider in my post! It's in the paragraph where I mention snorting OxiClean. And there are a lot of TV products that are crap, but that stuff is genuinely amazing.

And I really was sad about Billy. I've been watching him on Pitchmen, and he was hilarious and just a nice guy.

Kerri said...

That was so funny! I didi like Michael Jacksons music, but it's okay that he died because I can still hear his music. I thought he was a real weirdo. But you know, when anyone dies they are suddenly perfect in everyones eyes. People are freaks.
And Billy Mayes! Haha! I can't beliee it made the news!

Nate and Emily said...

Thanks again for making me laugh! That was a great tribute of sorts!! I want a big city slider now- My kids think they are a must have, but maybe we can buy one in memory of Billy!! I, too, have been wondering if the end is coming soon, but mostly because of the abnormal weather patterns and all the warnings in recent general conference about being prepared- oh, and the swine flu thing, too. I am not even close to being ready, either, so I hope it isn't anytime soon!!

Rebecca said...

Michael Jackson was such a CUTE litle boy, what happened...

Cake recipe? See FB...

 
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