Sunday, June 7, 2009

EWWWWW

Dear Max the dog:

Please DO NOT EAT USED DIAPERS! Its gross and I am pretty sure its not good for you.   I do not like cleaning them up either, its pretty annoying.   I know I should be better about throwing them away and I do 98% of the time.   But you should not eat used diapers 100% of the time... see how that works??    I will try to work on that 2%  and you work on not eating things you should not... It could kill you. then I would be sad .. and slightly annoyed.   But you are a good dog and I love having you in our family.    Also I need to get you groomed. I tried to make you an appointment but the place went out of business the same day I made the online appointment.   So now I have to find a new place.  I am working on it.  Have a good day napping and barking at things outside.  

Love,
Leah 

2 comments:

Rebecca said...

our dog used to eat pretty much anything she could find. one favorite was diaper wipes.

wonder woman said...

WHAT IS IT WITH DOGS NAMED MAX AND DIAPERS?!

We also have a dog named Max. He also loves to eat diapers, used or otherwise.

Makes me want to swear. Stupid dog.

 
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