Wednesday, June 10, 2009


Dear Readers: 

I need some help doing something in my house.  FOR REAL.  There is something that I have put off for some time now... A REAL LONG TIME.  And it needs to be done.  What is it?? I need someone to clean out my fridge...  It has gotten to the point that I have worked myself up against it and fear I will never ever do it.   My mom keeps HARASSING me,  to do it and I say "No I might need that expired yogurt from December" ... Then I yell "IF IT BOTHERS YOU SO MUCH YOU DO IT." Then we give each other looks and nothing happens.  So I am putting it out there, If you are up to it I have CASH like $25 for your time and any food you find that you want you can have it.  I mean I want you to come to my house clean out all the "food"  then clean the fridge and freezer then organize any food that you have not taking... I want my fridge to look like the ones on MTV Cribs.   You will get to hang out with me, get some $$$ and FREE food.   So think about it and let me know.   



Kristina P. said...

Yeah, I'll pass. And you're right about meeting people on the Internet. Raping is just a side effect, quite frankly.

La La La Leah said...

You know I met my husband on the internet in an LDS chat room... I raped him and made him marry me. He is a lucky man.

*Ashleigh* said...

Gee if I wasn't feeling so exhausted lately and we didn't live so far apart, I would SO take you up on this. I know it's wierd, but I like to clean other peoples houses! I guess it's just the change from my own house that I clean every day? Good luck!

wonder woman said...

Just yesterday I called a friend who had a baby a week ago and told her I'd clean her house if she needed it. Like Ashleigh, cleaning other people's stuff is so much easier than cleaning your own.

And if you want a ride to Kristina's lunch, I'm got a seat. I have no problem meeting internet psychos in real life. Gotta get my kicks somewhere.

Kristina P. said...

Wait, you met your husband online?!?! SO DID I!!!!! LDS Singles, actually.

Internet raping is awesome.

Kerri said...

Sorry, I don't have time. My own house needs help!

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